I am, according to these stupid BMI calculators online, "overweight" (what a fancy name for fat.)
I'm also a teenager. I live in Canada, which is a lot of fun because you get to make fun of Americans even though we're exactly the same, and you get to wave around the Canadian flag and pretend that Americans are over - patriotic when we're sitting here waving our flag and yelling "I'm a proud Canadian!" when we could be doing other things other than being a hypocrite.
This is my life in paragraphs.